Opera Jokes

We think that staying connected is important during this public health crisis.

We want to share a bit of joy, by offering you the opportunity to be the recipient of a cheesy opera or music joke, delivered via phone or email by a member of Portland Opera’s staff. You can also use this form to request a joke for someone else, and we’ll let them know you were thinking of them.

As Torin in our Patron Services team says, “now is not the time to be Haydn our sense of humor!” So, fill out the form and have fun waiting for your operatic joke:

Opera Joke Form